The image below comes from a Psychology textbook….
and I think conclusively illustrates spiders shouldn’t drink coffee!

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Heres a clip of Ali G interviewing a representative from UK Drug Enforcement:
The funniest line is when they are discussing ecstacy & Ali G asks, totally deadpan,
“Isn’t the most worrying aspect of this drug the fact that it actually makes you
enjoy house music?”
Seriously though, maybe this quote is relevant: “Don’t do drugs. People on drugs think they are creative. To everyone else, they seem like people on drugs.”